...for trying to convince me to share the blood.

^{So what if I'm a greedy bastard on this topic? What's it to you?}

...for being nosy about my need for blood.

_{How will I finish the altar?}

...for not thinking to take Sas's.

^{He hasn't been on all night... I'm sure he won't notice anything...}

...for thinking I haven't already taken our trollmates' blood.

_{Didn't you wonder why Chinchy stopped posting?}

...for bringing up Chinchy when I mentioned Sas.

^{Why did he stop posting, anyway?}

...for not catching my meaning.

_{I killed both of them and stole their blood, silly.}

...for not making his meaning clear to a person who hasn't been getting more than three hours of sleep for the past week.

...for needing this 'sleep' to function properly.

_{In reality, I'm sorry to hear that. And also, that is where I must go. Until next time, good sir!}

...for not realizing 'sleep' was just an excuse.

^{Bah, it's just insomnia... right? G'night, then.}

... for having insomnia.

...for having monkeys covered in chutney.

...for not being covered in chutney yourself.

^Hi.

... for saying "Hi".

...for bringing sexy back.

... for getting "too sexy for my shirt" stuck in my head.

...for remembering that song.

... for not remembering it.
_{All must know it now... I won't stop until the whole world has this song stuck in their head.}

...for bringing up memories of 'Right Said Fred'

^{I know of it.}

... for succumbing to said memories.

...for making me drill a small hole into my brain to drain away the memories.

... for only drilling a small hole.
_{You must take it all off, before it spreads.}

...for trying to get me to drill a bigger hole.

^{Hey, I only remember a little.}

...for lying about how much he remembers of the song.

For forgetting the other hole I drilled for him last week...

...for getting ninja'd so badly that his grandchildren will feel the sting.

...for hurting children.

...for not hurting children.

^{Smite them with your smiting stick!}

... for smiting on a Wednesday.

...for having a Halloween avatar in November.

...for nit-picking.

... for not nit-picking.
_{I'm too lazy to change it, ok?}

...for being lazy.

...for being lazier.

...for being lazier then me.

...for boogedy-shoop.